Stephen Quote :)
“NEVER dye your eye brows unless you have a vagina.” LOL i agree 100%. Just not right for guys….
Here is a couple of chats @StephenHampton and his best friend Daniel had. I love when he posts these! TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS. Enjoy! : D
Me: What is it about this boy that makes him so ugly?
Daniel: I dunno, it's that face hunny.
Me: It's just...so, so ugly.
Me: I do not want to be her friend! Trust me.
Daniel: It's coo, I'm not gonna sit here and tell you who you can and can't be friends with. I mean,.....you can tell me, but I'd never try and tell you.
Me: Daniel...treat people the way YOU want to be treated.
Daniel: Psh, treat people the way YOU want to treat them.
(Las Vegas car ride)
Troy: This is the first time I've ever hung out with you guys outside of work.
Ashley: This is the first time we've ever gone on vacation together.
Daniel: (awkward silence)....This is the first time I've ever hung out with a black person?
(At A Club in Vegas)
Boy: What'd you do for your birthday this year?
Me: Kept it low key because I was in mourning.
Boy: Why, how old are you?
Me: I just turned 19 in March.
(Ashley eating Trailmix in the Hotel room)
Daniel: Trailmix is for people who accept that they're just white trash.
(Daniel telling me a story about a girl he works with)
Daniel: She was all "I'm so lucky! I'm so lucky!" and I'm like, "You're 200 pounds, YOU'RE NOT lucky."
(Car Girl Chat)
Me: Daniel, is the Hole a good kisser?
Daniel: If ya like kissin dogs.
Me: Daniel, how do you get errect for the Hole?
Daniel: I dunno, I just close my eyes and hope for the best.
(Talking about Ipads)
Daniel: We ain't gettin one, we're both like Ebony Scrooge.
Me: Ebony? You mean Ebenezer Scrooge?
Daniel: No, Ebony, she da black version.
(At House of Blues)
Daniel: What the hell are you doing talking to that kid Stephen!?
Me: I'm just flauntin' my sexuality, tryna' make his mouth water.
(In the car talking shit)
Daniel: They both look so fat. Oh wait....if there's a speaker in here we was just playin'.
(Writing a blog)
Me: Daniel what's a nice way of saying "I'm glad all the kids from high school are fat now."
Daniel: Just say it. There's no other way of saying it.....or you could say "I'm so glad you and I stayed thin while all the others got fat" wait no, that's the same.
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